Original von Z1-Larry, zrxoa. Normalerweise mag ich das hereinkopieren nicht; aber DER ist echt gut . There ya go …
Girl Biker Bar
An old, blind Marine Gunnery Sergeant wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‚Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?‘
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Marine, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
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The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
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The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‚Billy-Club‘.
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I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
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The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
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The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
‚Now, think about it seriously, Marine… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?‘
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times…
Blessed are the Marines, for they let in the light…